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The latest innovation in air travel: convertible jets.
'Any restrictions on the amount of luggage you can lose?'
'I'm not saying you wouldn't try to do the right thing in an emergency, it's just. . . look at your freaky little arms.'
'I'm sorry captain, he called shotgun...Got us on a technicality.'
Unfortunate Sky Diving Partner.
'Where are you headed?' 'Oh, I'm just here for the food.'
'Grandpa is showing us how they sent a text when he was a kid.'
'Please put your tray table and seat in their upright and locked position... ooh! Didn't say Simon Sez.'
'Would you mind holding my hand Jim? The truth is, I'm deathly afraid of flying.'
Caribbean Airport Security
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"Don't worry—he surrounds himself with good people."
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"LaGauardia, and hurry - I've got a flight in six hours."
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"It's my first time up!"
'You're charging me for TWO seats; an extra fee for my trunk, and now you've stopped giving out peanuts!...and you call yourself a JUMBO jet.'
Mary Poppins sighting
"For People Who Enjoy Everything About Flying Except Being 30,000 Feet Up In The Air, There's The WIDE -BODY TRIAN!"
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An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.
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A man with a desert island on his shirt meets a man with planes on his shirt.
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"At this time, we'd like to begin boarding our 'It's all about me' members."
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A passenger on a plane watches as a truck labeled "Lostluggage.com" drives away from the plane he is on.
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"It's mine—and I'd appreciate your not looking out of it."
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"Book me, seat me, treat me bad."
Tags:airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, plane, planes, flight, flights, passenger, passengers, customer service, customer services, customer satisfaction, airport, airports, air travel, customer experience, customer experiences, booking, bookings, unhappy customers, dissatisfied customer, dissatisfied customers
"Now boarding-all the people who pushed their way in front of the people supposed to be boarding."
Tags:queue, queuing, queues, queued, pushing, queue jumping, queue jumped, board, boarding, plane, planes, airplane, airplanes, aeroplanes, aeroplane, steward, stewardess, stewards, stewardesses, passenger, passengers, pushing, pushed, push, airport, airports, board, luggage, bag, bags, wait, waiting, line, waiting in line, order, orders, skip, skip the queue
"Mommy's not home. Mommy's on a plane ride with Captain Yummy!"
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'Dang! Crashed again! Oh well... I've got to get to my flight.'
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