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"One vegetarian meal, one vegan meal, and one box of eucalyptus leaves."
"And for your dinner, sir, will it be 'Gourmet' or 'Bon Appetit'?"
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'Could you please do an dental x-ray? I think I broke a tooth on a rock in my in-flight meal.'
"If you don't like the chicken, perhaps we can have the air marshal shoot a goose."
'I'm happy to report our use of air sickness bags has declined sharply since we quit serving meals.'
'Elbow, twelve o'clock!'
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'So, when we stopped serving meals, I thought, why not see this as a marketing opportunity?'
"Let the epicurean feast commence."
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"I'm not going anywhere special. I just really like airplane food"
'Yuck! I hate airline food.'
"You'll be happy to know that our wines are custom blended to be of the same quality as our food."
'For attempted hijacking, I hereby sentence you to nothing but airplane food for the next twenty years.'
This sausage does not look very healthy to me! Sir, that's your life jacket!
'I'm boycotting in-flight food.'
'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'
"Don't you hate the in-flight meal?"
ABC Airplane Food Manufacturing Co: Supplying Lame Jokes To Comedians for 35 Years.
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"Does Bev always pack her own food?"
Airline menu typo faux pas.
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"I hate airplane food!"