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'There is a $15 baggage fee... a $15 airport improvement fee... a $15 full body scan fee... a $15 pat-down fee...'
Suddenly it occurred to Christian that trying to mask the smell of the drugs with gravy wasn't such a good idea.
Having been told that she couldn't take shampoo on her flight, Gina began frantically washing her hair.
'I'm sorry, ma'am, but you still have too much saliva in there. You need to spit in the bowl again.'
'Hey Dave, check out the kinky underwear this chick is taking on her trip!'
'This chap's been through every day since we got the new scanners.'
'I have nothing to declare but my genius!'
Customs caution: rabid tarantulas with AIDS inside
Magician at Customs - 'Nothing up your sleeve hey...?'
The Iron Chef travels abroad.
Hawaiian Airways: No Ukulele playing beyond this point.
"Looks like we've got ourselves a heavy water smuggler!"