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To lower health-care costs, many physicians are teaming up with airport security.
'Could you take a quick look and see if I lost a filling on the upper left row of teeth?'
Caribbean Airport Security
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"Did you leave your bag unattended or trade your cow for magic beans?"
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"Are you carrying currency or monetary instruments of $ 10,000 U.S. or foreign equivelant?"
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"You're free to go, sir. But, seriously, I'd get that prostate looked at."
"You can pack this back up now."
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Tired of being slowed down at airport security, Vince began to travel in only a pair of Speedos.
"Yeah, but it doesn't smell like a bomb!"
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'Remove the 'I love heavy metal' T-shirt and walk through again.'
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'I don't care what the TSA guy at the airport told you, it's not cancerous.'
"I'm not talking about your Abominable Snowman, mister—I'm talking about that diamond tiara!"
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"Why didn't you bring a cardigan or lightweight jacket?"
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"I'm starting to really like the smell of cocaine."
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Santa Security Check
'For your safety, these stalls are monitored by a single person in a discreet location.'
'My insurance won't pay for an MRI!'
'My Insurance won't pay for an MRI.'
"Please remove shoes, jackets, anything metal."
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"For your comfort, you will be searched by someone of your own level of sexiness."
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Left Luggage/Right Luggage