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Hoping to build on the success of 'So You Think You Can Dance?' Fox debuts 'So You Think You Can Knit?'
This is the 4th time this week!! It's almost as if someone's sabotaging it so it won't flush... Anyhow, I need to set up another service appointment.
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"Honey, wake up! I just remembered something you did that annoyed the hell out of me!"
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'I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid that's inappropriate.'
'I have decided that, in the royal tradition, we will no longer simply be Walt and Liz, we will be Walter and Elizabeth, the Duke and Duchess of Kalamazoo.'
"This come-as-you-are party - is that with or without affectations?"
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"Margareth is such a snob. Now, bedsides walking on two legs, she says that she is not a herbivore, but a vegan."
As the balloon drifted at 1,000 feet, Chuck suddenly realized his folly at having eaten three bran muffins that morning.
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'Pssst! Look what I snuck past those bonebrains!'
'It's the only way we can keep the twins from messing with the tree.'
'For heaven's sake! They're dressed as the 101st Airborne Division!'
For those important occasions when he had to look his best, Barry made sure to wear his anti-dandruff fan.
For those flights when he wanted to snooze, Gary made sure he wore his inflatable pillow bonnet.
"Her master might be rich enough to pay for a French coiffeur, but she barks at the moon just like an ordinary mongrel."
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'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'
'She thinks she's smarter than we are because she has a sheep skin.'
'I think this calls for gas masks.'
'It's the latest slimming food, a jar of air.'
101 uses of a dead cat: bellows.
'You should lose about twenty pounds of air out of that spare tire.'