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'The advertised very low off-peak rate is for February 29th only.'
"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."
Santa's Near Miss
'This is your captain speaking. Transatlantic airways has just been absorbed by Aero Argentina. Thus, instead of landing in London, we will touch down in Buenos Aires.'
"While we try to locate your baggage please take time to choose Useless Airways as a travel partner."
Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.
'Very soon, a drop-down screen will appear so that you all can enjoy an 'in flight and sitting on the tarmac movie'.'
'Lost your luggage again, Mr. Rizzi? Wow, that enables you to join our 'Frequent Lost Luggage Club'!'
'We don't charge you any extra, but we will hate you,'
'I am on a diet! It's called the Wall Street diet. I invested in British Airways, and the first day I lost 500 pounds.'