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"There's nothing to worry about regarding this national emergency."
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'Remove the 'I love heavy metal' T-shirt and walk through again.'
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Lady leaving a crisis management office past an emergency panic button.
'Hello, and welcome to another edition of 'Alarming Statistics!' Our topic tonight is 67%. Is it over-hyped or a legitimate cause for concern? Join us as we find out!'
'... and when the user's blood pressure goes over 100, the computer shuts down, the siren sounds, and the neon sign beings to flash!'
"Terrorism is on the loose...be alert but not alarmed!"
Product Recall (aeroplane)
'Outside of a side-effect that the drug may kill you, it's perfectly safe.'
'Bad news. More and more people are giving up red meat for chicken!'
'Caution pirates ahead'
'Everyone is getting up on time now that we've switched to vuvuzela for reveille.'
"Oops. Uh-oh. Cripes."
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Environmental Catastrophe Alarm.
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'...If you don't believe me come and look! I'm telling you. There's a tiny black hole.'
Lobster wearing a napkin.
'I lost him in the house, but don't worry, a snake that big should be easy to find.'
'Humor in the snake pit.'
I'm Ros, Your Pre-Menstrual server. Can I Get You A Drink? Anouther Server?
'No need for alarm Ma'mm. It's just our new ladder design for these delicate problems.'
'Bill's alarm clocks were going off early today.'
'No need to worry - I'm a master butcher!'
STRIP Hambone: Feet of keyboard alarm
'Do not eat the fisherman!'