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"We just got back from Alaska, where we saw the cutest little glaciers."
An Eskimo ice fishing on a golf course.
Walter, the guy who thinks nothing's changed since 1860!
"It's Al Gore."
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'You should turn over. I think you're getting a freezer burn.'
"Certainly I'm proud to be an Eskimo! That doesn't mean I enjoy freezing my tail off."
'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'
'I told you I didn't want indoor plumbing, but no! You just had to keep up with the Jones. Call the plumber. The pipes are frozen again.'
Legal Action Is Brought Against Lego For Patent Violation By Nanook Sealtooth,
On The Plus Side.
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'Is my homeowners policy covered for global warming?'
"Folks say this ain't sporting, but they don't factor in the alcohol."
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'It's an office complex.'
"I'm reading 'A Girl's Guide to Aerial Hunting, Shooting, Gutting and Fishing.' "
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'My people have 253 words for snow, but only three for sub-prime mortgage.'
'See those matching boots and gloves? That's his mother!'
Welcome to GNOME Alaska
Running out of Gas.
'By the way, I probably should have mentioned this 60 years ago, but I would have been fine with moving to Southern California.'
'Darn it! -- We're not in anybody's delivery area!'
'I hate a pushy dog,'
Igloo travel: Your pipeline to Florida.
CSI: Alaska. "What have we got, Ted?" "Looks like a snowball with a rock in it...I'll know more when I get it back to the lab."