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Albatross: If you ever hit one of these you will remember it for the rest of your life.
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"I don't care what the owner's name is. It's bad luck."
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'...And another thing: I'm tired of being called a 'Gooney bird'! Can you fly? Well, can you?'
Albatross bragging about his latest catch...
"Yes, I've wandered far and wide over the years, and I'm afraid to say, the world has not changed for the better..."
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"'Wandering Albatross' is what humans call us. In fact, I know exactly where I'm going at all times..."
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"Well, the only reason I'm really a wandering albatross is that I have a bad sense of direction: I get lost all the time..."
"Come on Bob, you know it's against the rules to plan your trip: You're a Wandering Albatross!"
"Yep, like you, I have no idea as to where my husband is, but it's worse in my case: He's a wandering albatross..."
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'Albatross bragging about his latest catch...'
"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."
'Now I wish we hadn't eaten that albatross.'
'Look, personally I've got no problem with the albatross but you know how 'Health and Safety' play up, Simon. . .'
'That was my second birdie on the fifth,'
"...did your last employer give you a reference?"
The Ancient Mariner: 'Hey, not enough salt on these peanuts...'
'The Ancient Mariner now...'
Bird Watchers and Albatross
"Great, looks like I hit an albatross."
"Hell man, what whacko orders chips for their last meal?"
"I said a sand-wedge!!"
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