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Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain
"And you, Al, what's new with you?"
Einstein Discovers That Time is Actually Laundry
Einstein's T-Shirt Reads: I'm with Stupid (Arrows point everywhere).
'According to Einstein' theory, if we move the computer real fast, we can go back in time and recover the files you accidentally lost.'
'According to Einstein's theory, if we can move the computer real fast, we can go back in time and recover the files you accidentally deleted.'
"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."
'Hey Einstein, how about converting some of your mass into energy and getting this place cleaned up?'
Ever wonder if Einstein was only trying to come up with a catchy phrase, just for attention?
'Stocks closed lower on the reaffirmation of Einstein's theory that 'everything is relative...''
"Anything you say, Mr. Einstein, can be used to explain the origin of the universe."
'Einstein's theory of negativity'
"Is all this confusion and complexity necessary?"
'Just because I can explain the theory of relativity doesn't mean I understand the tax code.'
Einstein's T-Shirt reads: My Wife Doesn't Understand Me.
'...I thought Einstein had a theory on 'relatives'...'
Great Twitterers of the past.
"It means 'Evan is a miserable cretin times two!' What does yours mean, Albert?"
E=mc2 on mountaintop.
Ever theatrical, Einstein would occasionally disappear into another dimension, thereby breaking the fifth wall.