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'Your Dad's a jerk.'
'I need a 'parent of three teens'-size glass.'
"It tastes and smells just like a glass of wine!"
Tags:wine, wines, product, products, fake, fakes, false, falsify, trick, tricks, get rich quick, scheme, schemes, alcohol, alcoholic, pretentious, pretentiously, wine tasting, wine-tasting, drink, drinking, drank, drunk, drunken, fine dining, fine-dining, high society, wine and cheese, upper class, class, foodie, food blog, food blogger, food bloggers, posh, fancy
"Wow! I must be dreaming!"
Tags:animal, animals, dog, dogs, saint bernard, st. bernard, saint bernards, st. bernards, rescue, rescuing, rescue dogs, rescue dog, barrel, barrels, cask, casks, brandy, alcohol, drink, drinks, drinking, alcoholic, alcoholics, drunk, drunks, snow, deep snow, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog owner, dog owners, dog trick, tricks, trick, dog tricks, working dog, working dogs, service dog, service dogs, help, aid, dream, dreams, dreaming
Shop called "Drink'n'Smoke'n'Shoot" with a sign in their front window that reads "A.T.F. Approved".
Tags:front window, front windows, display window, display windows, storefront, storefronts, sign, signs, signage, bar, bars, pub, pubs, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, smoke, smoking, smoker, smokers, bad habit, bad habits, shooting, weapon, weapons, firearm, firearms, gun, guns, gun control, firearms regulation, gun violence, bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and explosives, atf, a.t.f., united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, american, americans, government, governments, politics, bureaucracy, approved, approval, consumerism
"The only thing that still works well for me is hysteria."
"I've read all the great books. They weren't that great."
"C'mon. I've been saving for a rainy day.''
"Sorry. That may have been the booze lashing out."
"Of course, you see everything from a very special perspective."
"I actually prefer same sex - as long as it doesn't involve sex."
Tags:sexist, old fashioned, token, tokenism, gross, creepy, gammon, gammons, misogyny, chauvinism, chauvinist, drink, drinking, drinker, drinkers, bar fly, bar flies, crony, cronies, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, desk, desks, management, upper management, big boss, boss, bosses, manager, managers, exec, execs, executive, executives, fat cat
"The test calls for a pirouette, sir. Arabesques don't really tell us enough."
Tags:police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, traffic cop, traffic cops, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, sobriety test, sobriety tests, field sobriety test, field sobriety tests, drinking, drinking and driving, drunk driving, drunk, drunks, dangerous driving, ballet, ballerina, ballerinas, dance, dances, dancer, dancers, arabesque, arabesques, pirouette, pirouettes, test, tests, testing, alcohol, traffic stop, traffic stops, pulled over, impaired driving, impaired driver, impaired drivers, driving impaired, driving under the influence, dui, duis, high
"I'm sorry. That's just the booze singing."
"These boots were made for drinking."
"Another glass of absinth? That's your answer to everything."
Tags:absinth, absinths, spirit, spirits, absinthe, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, drunk, drunks, drunkard, drunkards, drinking your problems, drinker, drinkers, drunk, drunks, problem solver, problem solvers, problem solving, problem solved, shot, shots, drinking your sorrows, drink your sorrows, nag, nags, wife, wives, husband, husbands, answer to everything
Since college admissions officers might see his Facebook page...
"All right, buddy, that'll be a ten-dollar corkage fee."
Tags:police officer, police officers, security, security officer, security officers, park warden, park wardens, park controller, park controllers, rules, park rules, regulations, law, order, fines, fine, fee, fees, criminal, criminals, breaking the law, rebel, rebels, alcohol, alcoholic beverage, alcoholic beverages
"Don't worry, I'm a doctor."
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, patron, patrons, customer, customers, weird, strange, unusual, creepy, doctor, doctors, medical, medicine, dating, dates, date, bad date, bad dates, ear, ears, otoscope, otoscopes, auriscope, auriscopes, medical device, medical devices, medical tool, medical tools, exam, exams, examination, examination, inappropriate, bad doctor, bad doctors, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, drunk, drunks, drunk doctor, drunk doctors
"And what is your preference in wine-single or double figures?"
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, wine, wine taster, wine tasters, sommelier, sommeliers, wine steward, wine stewards, wine waiter, wine waiters, choosing wine, price, prices, expensive, cheap, preference, choice, choices, choosing, deciding, decision, decisions, money, single, double, figures, numbers
"Would you like to come up for a margarita?"
"I pour the liquor. Al does the mixers. Mack handles beer and wine. Pete—fruits and garnishes. And Walt is our Jack of all trades, ready to spring into action, should one of us need to step briefly away."
A vampire on holiday drinks from a pitcher full of blood.
Garden of Eden Cocktail Bar
Tags:garden of eden, the garden of eden, original sin, genesis, the book of genesis, old testament, the old testament, biblical, the bible, biblical, cocktail, cocktails, cocktail bar, cocktail bars, temptations, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, addictive, addiction, addictions, addictive behaviour, addictive behaviours, snake, snakes, lucifer, the devil, devil, devils
The untold wine-making process.