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'I need a 'parent of three teens'-size glass.'
'Hello? I need a cab. I'm at a place called...um...looks like RAB or something.'
"Not much - just flushing out my arteries."
"It tastes and smells just like a glass of wine!"
Tags:wine, wines, product, products, fake, fakes, false, falsify, trick, tricks, get rich quick, scheme, schemes, alcohol, alcoholic, pretentious, pretentiously, wine tasting, wine-tasting, drink, drinking, drank, drunk, drunken, fine dining, fine-dining, high society, wine and cheese, upper class, class, foodie, food blog, food blogger, food bloggers, posh, fancy
"Wow! I must be dreaming!"
Tags:animal, animals, dog, dogs, saint bernard, st. bernard, saint bernards, st. bernards, rescue, rescuing, rescue dogs, rescue dog, barrel, barrels, cask, casks, brandy, alcohol, drink, drinks, drinking, alcoholic, alcoholics, drunk, drunks, snow, deep snow, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog owner, dog owners, dog trick, tricks, trick, dog tricks, working dog, working dogs, service dog, service dogs, help, aid, dream, dreams, dreaming
Shop called "Drink'n'Smoke'n'Shoot" with a sign in their front window that reads "A.T.F. Approved".
Tags:front window, front windows, display window, display windows, storefront, storefronts, sign, signs, signage, bar, bars, pub, pubs, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, smoke, smoking, smoker, smokers, bad habit, bad habits, shooting, weapon, weapons, firearm, firearms, gun, guns, gun control, firearms regulation, gun violence, bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and explosives, atf, a.t.f., united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, american, americans, government, governments, politics, bureaucracy, approved, approval, consumerism
"Promise you'll spend it on flies?"
Tags:animal, animals, amphibian, amphibians, frog, frogs, begging, beggar, beggars, panhandler, panhandlers, panhandling, homeless, homeless person, homeless people, street person, street people, homelessness, poverty, addiction, addict, addicts, drug addict, drug addicts, drug addiction, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, fly, flies, food, money, donation, donations, donating, promise, promises
"C'mon. I've been saving for a rainy day.''
Tags:ventriloquist, ventriloquists, ventriloquism, ventriloquists dummy, ventriloquist dummy, ventriloquists dummies, ventriloquist's dummy, ventriloquist's dummies, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, addict, addicts, addiction, performer, performers, drinker, drinkers, drunk, drunks, heavy drinker, heavy drinkers, bad habit, bad habits, being sick, sick, throw up, throwing up, vomit, vomiting
Wine stewards without borders
Tags:wine steward, wine stewards, sommelier, sommeliers, without borders, charity, charity work, charities, charitable, aid, giving aid, aiding, help, helping, homelessness, homeless, homeless person, homeless people, drunk, drunks, alcoholic, highbrow, lowbrow, street drinking, winos, wine, wines, wealth divide, wealth divides
"I don't bug you about your catnip. Don't bug me about my Martinis."
Tags:catnip, cat nip, drug problem, drug problems, drinking problem, drinking problems, alcoholic, alcoholics, blame, blames, blame game, blame games, hypocrite, hypocrites, hypocrisy, martini, martinis, pester, pesters, pestering, intervention, interventions, lash out, lashes out, lashing out, dog, dogs, cat, cats, pet, pets, nag, nags, nagging, annoy, annoyed, annoying
"I actually prefer same sex - as long as it doesn't involve sex."
Tags:sexist, old fashioned, token, tokenism, gross, creepy, gammon, gammons, misogyny, chauvinism, chauvinist, drink, drinking, drinker, drinkers, bar fly, bar flies, crony, cronies, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, desk, desks, management, upper management, big boss, boss, bosses, manager, managers, exec, execs, executive, executives, fat cat
"These boots were made for drinking."
"Another glass of absinth? That's your answer to everything."
Tags:absinth, absinths, spirit, spirits, absinthe, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, drunk, drunks, drunkard, drunkards, drinking your problems, drinker, drinkers, drunk, drunks, problem solver, problem solvers, problem solving, problem solved, shot, shots, drinking your sorrows, drink your sorrows, nag, nags, wife, wives, husband, husbands, answer to everything
Since college admissions officers might see his Facebook page...
"Don't worry, I'm a doctor."
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, patron, patrons, customer, customers, weird, strange, unusual, creepy, doctor, doctors, medical, medicine, dating, dates, date, bad date, bad dates, ear, ears, otoscope, otoscopes, auriscope, auriscopes, medical device, medical devices, medical tool, medical tools, exam, exams, examination, examination, inappropriate, bad doctor, bad doctors, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, drunk, drunks, drunk doctor, drunk doctors
"And what is your preference in wine-single or double figures?"
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, wine, wine taster, wine tasters, sommelier, sommeliers, wine steward, wine stewards, wine waiter, wine waiters, choosing wine, price, prices, expensive, cheap, preference, choice, choices, choosing, deciding, decision, decisions, money, single, double, figures, numbers
"I pour the liquor. Al does the mixers. Mack handles beer and wine. Pete—fruits and garnishes. And Walt is our Jack of all trades, ready to spring into action, should one of us need to step briefly away."
A vampire on holiday drinks from a pitcher full of blood.
Garden of Eden Cocktail Bar
Tags:garden of eden, the garden of eden, original sin, genesis, the book of genesis, old testament, the old testament, biblical, the bible, biblical, cocktail, cocktails, cocktail bar, cocktail bars, temptations, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, addictive, addiction, addictions, addictive behaviour, addictive behaviours, snake, snakes, lucifer, the devil, devil, devils
Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.
Tags:runner, runners, refreshment, refreshments, water break, water breaks, long distance runner, long distance runners, long distance running, distance, distances, spy, spies, spy movie, spy movies, spy film, spy films, bar, bars, barkeeper, barkeepers, martini, martinis, cocktail, cocktails, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, heavy drinker, heavy drinkers, heavy drinking, vice, vices
"So, are you here alone?"
Tags:drunk, drunks, drinking, alcoholic, alcoholics, over the limit, drowning your sorrows, lonely, loneliness, single, singles, break up, break ups, breaking up, break-up, break-ups, split up, splitting up, split ups, split-up, split-ups, separation, separations, depressed, depression, misery, miserable
"Make it one for my baby and one more for the road. And while you're at it I'll have one, too."
"Thanks, Chuck, I admire your NASCARness also."
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, alcoholic, booze, liquor, patron, patrons, customer, customers, hillbilly, hillbillies, redneck, rednecks, white trash, white trash, trashy, crass, crude, unsophisticated, class, classes, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., racing, car racing, stock car racing, auto racing, racing fan, racing fans, fan, fans, auto racing fan, auto racing fans, car racing fan, car racing fans, stereotype, stereotypes
"If you're my wife, I'm not here."
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, patron, patrons, customer, customers, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, liquor, booze, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhappy relationship, unhappy relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, nagging, not here, searching, looking, found, finding, no escape, hiding