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'I need a 'parent of three teens'-size glass.'
"Why are the Martinis always better at work?"
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At The Oblivion Lounge"A double blotto straight up, Dave."
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'I could really use a stiff belt.'
"Do you think there's ANY possibility that the 76 pints of lager,13 bottles of wine and 12 kilos of chocolate you've had MAY have contributed to you feeling 'a bit under the weather'?"
'Give me something that will restore my faith in Equities . . .'
"Where's the damn bottle-opener?" "It's his day off, sir."
'I don't think that's what they mean by reducing the wine.'
'No thanks, I don't drink when I'm driving home a point about investing.'
'Oh, sure, the whole nine lives thing is great until the life insurance premiums come due.'
'It's rumoured that he's becoming an alcoholic.'
"Look at Ernie. He's so tipsy, he's walking face forward."
Santa never made it as a pirate: 'Yo ho ho! And a bottle of egg nog!'
Farm Fresh Egg Nog.
Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!
Baseball Pitchers: Starter/Short Relief/Long Relief/Closer.
"Sweetie, there is no kids' section."
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'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'
"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."
'We had a lot to drink last night.'
Betty used every opportunity to exercise her pelvic floor muscles.