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The untold wine-making process.
The Gal Who Could Tie A Know In A Cherry Stem With Her Hands
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"In addition to our house vodka, we carry these distinctive imports: Gilbey's, Gordon's, Wolfschmidt, and Fleichmann's."
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'I believe our new brewmaster used to work for a soap company.'
"Sir, please- you're crying into a 12 year old single malt whiskey."
"Hey, what is this stuff? It makes everything I think seem profound?"
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"The full bodied merlot covers up the stench nicely."
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'You certainly have a well equipped work bench.'
The World Dominated By the Social Problems of Drug Abuse, Alcoholism and Smoking.
"Susan, this might be just the wine talking, but I think I want to order more wine."
Baskets 'N Booze
Formerly Bad. Now Good For You.
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"We even tried pouring red wine down his gullet."
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"I, too, used to drink the amber-colored fluids, gentlemen, but now, owing to health considerations, I drink only the crystal-clear fluids."
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'I just remembered something! We forgot to put 'open bar' on the invitations!'
'The patients just seem a lot calmer since we got these new IV bags.'
'What happened, Phil; you used to be such a functioning alcoholic.'
Though excited to see him after so many years, Jeanette couldn't help but notice Dwight's wine gut.
'All of our wines are made me on the premises.'
The new enhanced caller ID.
'Rehab was the best thing that happened to me, made me realise what I was missing.'
Napoleon as the topper for a bottle of cognac.
'I've got a bit of a drink problem.' 'Me too..there's never enough.'
Warning: This product may cause you to think you're good at singing karaoke.
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'Ol' Zeke across the mountain's been stealing all my business with his new low-carb moonshine!'
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