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"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"
"Of course I'm listening. I'm in a heightened state of alert."
Coffee Delivered To The Office Building.
Lifeguard has decals on his chair indicating the lives he has saved.
'Of course they lost! The idiots weren't paying attention to what they were doing!'
'Today the dow opened groggy, but closed alert and perky, led by starbucks and green mountain coffee.'
'Insomniacs wanted for sheep census...'
'Do you like that nice, big sign I put up back there, Mr.Blake?'
'She's been awake for an hour but I think her brain is still sleeping!'
"I'm gonna throw this in her direction...just to give her a little scare!"
De-Caf Drivers Right Lane Only
"Hendricks, wake up! Don't you know it's National Bring Your Brain to Work Day?"
Super-Senses-Man is washing dishes, when suddenly...he senses something...a closing of a portal that could lead to unspeakable consequences and sinfulness.
Bob's system was totally out of whack – but he knew where he could get more.
Keys to Success: Focus, Alertness, Concentration...