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"In the last few months, Matthew has gone on twenty-four-hour alert for signs of aging."
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, beauty, attractiveness, youth, ging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, old, middle age, middle-age, middle aged, middle-aged, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, signs of aging, signs of ageing, 24 hour, twenty-four hour, alert, alerts, emergency, emergencies, vanity, vain, ego, egotistical, egotistic, wrinkle, wrinkles
Tags:medical bracelet, medical bracelets, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, medical id bracelet, medical id bracelets, medical alert, medical alerts, medical advice, alert, alerts, warning, warning, first world problems, bug bear, bug bears, complain, complaining, excuse, excuses, bad excuse, bad excuses
'Alert, sir The competition is trying to hack into our hard copies,'
Sadly, the few who actually checked their e-mail, were too out of shape to run.
"Yellow? Don't call us until it's at least an orange alert."
Emergency Cartoon System
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, cartoons, comic, comics, test, tests, testing, emergency, emergencies, alert, alerts, alarm, alarms, drill, drills, practice, practices, practise, practises, practicing, practising, warning, warnings, early warning system, early warning systems, emergency system, emergency systems, loud, annoying, blaring, high-pitched, beeping, deafening, sudden, unexpected, surprise
'Elliot, you fool! Sound the alarm! it's open season!'
'And there's the horn to end the first half...'
"Alert! You're about to get a call from a relative asking for money."
Tags:medical alert, medical alerts, retire, retires, retired, retirement income, pension, pensions, pensioner, pensioners, beg, begs, begging, handout, handouts, hand out, hand outs, alert, alerts, alerting, warn, warns, warning, mooch, mooches, moocher, moochers, mooching, leech, leeches, leeching, freeloader, freeloaders, freeload, freeloads, sponge, sponges, borrow, borrows, borrowing
"Did you promise grandma you'd never again make all the electronic devices beep at he same time?"
Man drives by too many road alerts.
Tags:alert, alerts, road construction, winter, detour, detours, travelling, road trip, road trips, christmas traveling, christmas journey, christmas journeys, minnesota roads, minnesota travel, road alert, road alerts, minnesota trucking, car, cars, auto, autos, roads, road signs, minnesota highways, highway construction
'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'
Tags:baseball, ball, fly ball, fly balls, mobile, mobiles, mobile phone, mobile phones, cell, cells, cell phone, cell phones, cellular, cellular phone, app, apps, application, applications, rigtone, ringtones, ring tone, ring tones, alert, alerts, alerting, notify, notifies, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'It's an electronic ankle bracelet. If he leaves the player he should be guarding, it immediately alerts the coach.'
Tags:basketball, basketballs, ankle bracelet, ankle bracelets, tag, tags, tagged, tagging, tagging device, tagging devices, mark, marks, marking, marked, marker, guard, guards, guarding, guarder, alert, alerts, alerting, defence, defense, defender, defenders, defending, notify, notifies, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
A Cow Reversing
'It's a U-boat...on a key chain.'
'He's always on heightened alert.'
'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'
Sophie's Disposition Alert - Code Orange.
'dog alerts pedestrians to old woman in mobility cart.'
You've got company.
ALERT: Lame joke attempting to enter your inbox!
Coming up next...an alert on global swarming...
Your computer has every alert, alarm and reminder possible...enough with the sticky notes!!!