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Pushed to the max by the algebra test, Tim's brain spontaneously combusted.
Concert goers form a line to see The Mathematics.
"Are we allowed to pray?"
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"I'll have your check in a moment, sir."
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Math books are a fraction of their cost
'How will THIS ever apply to my real life?'
'I assume this is a fictionalized version of your algebra homework.'
'I think I'm getting the hang of this algebra; your relationship with Dad, for example, would be a + b = 0.'
"What does any of this have to do with football?"
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"I can't solve for X. I have a fear of the unknown!"
'Algebra is like arithmetic, only X-rated.'
'Could you please explain algebra within 30 seconds? I can't follow explanations that take longer than a commercial spot on TV.'
"Are you sure you want to date her? She seems difficult."
"What's the point of algebra?"
"Now, can you explain that with a parable?"
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'In the real world there is no such thing as algebra.'
The Tomb of the Unknown Quantity.
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Boole Orders Lunch: 'No,no,yes,no,no,no...'
"Well, I can't figure it out either. Do we know anyone that can help us with math homework?"
"Jesus could probably work this problem. He was good at working miracles!"
"Alright, if Outlaw A is 6 foot 2, 220 punds and Outlaw B is 6 foot 4, 245 pounds, is Town C in fact big enough for the both of em?"
'But I digress...'