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'These are the happiest years of my life, eh? -- you obviously haven't met my algebra teacher!'
Remembering the words of his 8th grade Algebra teacher, Moose bought his old middle school and made a mockery out of it.
"People have been doing algebra for hundreds of years, and 'X' is still unknown?"
"X is unknown? -- Even to somebody with all your education?"
"Good news, Dad. Remember when you said you'd give me $50 if I got an 'A' on my algebra test?"
"Dad, if you don't know the answer to this algebra question...just say so."
"I don't want to be bad at algebra, but I can't help it! I'm good at it."
"I'd like algebra a lot more if it weren't for one thing."
"I was planning to grow old with Matthew Nelson, but it looks like I'll be growing old with my algebra teacher."
"Whatever happened to freedom of the press?"