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Alien Abduction Cartoons and Comics

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"Very nice, but I understood there were to be bizarre sexual experiments."

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"Goodbye, Mr. Loeffler. And if you decide to write about this, both the 'Star' and the 'National Enquirer' are good possibilities."

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"It's nothing personal—the way things are going, we just don't need as many abductees."

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"I'm a little disappointed that we didn't get any human specimens, but I think our leaders will be quite pleased with the snow globe and the commemorative spoon."

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"Somehow I pictured my first ride on a flying saucer rather differently."

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"Just ignore him. Remember what a mess he made in here last time."

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Signs that your real husband has been aducted by aliens: 'I'm sorry/I was wrong/Tell me everything/You look beautiful/I need to listen better/I've been an idiot.'

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"Once again one of your "I'm late because I was abducted and operated on by aliens" excuses?"

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"Look! It's the same flying saucer that abducted me when I was your age."

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"I don't understand it; when I was his age I was out all day abducting..."

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"Wait a minute. Isn't that the same guy we abducted last year, but had to return because he drove us absolutely nuts?"

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"Hey, while you guys have that laser thingy out, how about removing that tattoo? Don't ask, it was a college thing."

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"Wow. Easiest abduction ever."

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Great excuses No 964 'I was on my way to the gym when I was abducted by alliens from the planet Sanrg who took me to their ship and force fed me choc-chip ice cream.'

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"Eggs...milk....crackers...You forgot the human! That's the last time I ever send you out for an abduction!"

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One thing he had learned since his abduction was that human intelligence was not so highly regarded everywhere.

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My department was abducted by aliens so there is no data between January and April.

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"I'm sorry, sir, but you needed to order the kosher meal when you were abducted."

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"I just KNEW something like this would happen when I switched health plans. The old plan let me pick my own doctors!"

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"That 'Free Stuff' thing was genius, Zogdar!"

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'See if they have their green cards.'

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'I used to be nervous about my prostate exam, too, but I started to imagine I was abducted and being probed by aliens.'

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"Better check with your mother first."

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"Your story of alien abduction is very compelling, Mr. Federson..."

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