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'Let's see ... you're from Jupiter? Here we go - you'll need form 1037-j.'
". . . but is it intelligent life?"
"It's a bit isolated - the nearest shop's two galaxies away."
Martians looking at Earth - 'One day son, all this will be yours.'
'Well, so much for our legendary ability to eviscerate cattle with surgical precision...'
'Perhaps the surest evidence intelligent life exists out there is the fact it hasn't revealed itself to us thus far.'
There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...
The First Alien Contact
'Whatever you do don't press the parallel dimensions button again!'
'What a relief. We were afraid your form of life would be vastly different from ours.'
'One of us has got to get out of here and make a dash for the spaceship.'
'We can operate of course, risking the Alien's wrath; or we simply allow it to lay its eggs and move on.'
'Do you have any that are 'far out'?'
Alien's bumper sticker - 'How's my probing?'
Various body parts outside space ship say to farmer: 'We come in pieces!'
'I hope the earthlings will be happy to see us!'
Alien babies run round the streets while everyone ignores them.
Oh, you're a doctor! So tell me, Zycron,are you married? Mother!
Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO
"Just one small point Mrs Zorg-as you approached Pluto, you should have changed down to warp factor three."
"No it isn't great news- how would you like to be pregnant for seventeen years?"
Maps to the Stars