Alimony Payments Cartoons and Comics

'Bye now --pay later.'

"Not only do I not get any Alimony but he has Alien visitation rights."

All this alimony to my first wife is killing me.

'Don't worry, they'll find us -- I'm eight months behind in my alimony payments.'

"Perhaps if you weren't paying so much alimony we could eat out once in a while."

'He's remarrying her for his money.'

"It equals out. I pay alimony to Laurie and Denise, and I get alimony from Brenda and Suzanne."

'I knew he'd find a way to avoid his alimony payments!'

"Believe me, marriage counselling is the better option: with so many kids, you can't afford a divorce..."

"I was married to my job for years, and now, all of a sudden, I'm paying ALIMONY to it!"

'Judge, you say you have awarded my wife £500 a month. That's very generous. Makes me feel I should add a few pounds of my own...'

'Alimony is like having to pay instalments on a car after you have written it off!'

New divorcee says to former husband: 'Bye now, pay later.'

The days of one divorce lawyer talking to another are over. If you want to shake your husband's tree, we need at least five Blackwater operatives.

Herbert's divorcing me. I hope he doesn't make too much fuss when I tell him.

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

"You'll like Dave, Carol...He's good looking, drives a BMW, and if things don't work out he makes enough money to pay a very generous alimony!"

"It's your ex-wife's new boyfriend - he says your maintenance payment is late agian, and he wants to discuss his picket money."

"Stop saying my name, I'm trying to stay incognito! Too many former partners looking for alimony payments in this neighbourhood..."

"According to the statistics in this article, you should be my ex-husband and be three months behind in alimony payments."

"That's no way to pay my alimony!"