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The Desert Island Package
'We had an all-inclusive-holiday. Bad weather, lousy food, arrogant waiters, crappy hotel and outrageous prices - all that was included.'
Can't tie your belt Honey? Serves you right for eating so much on vacation.
"Well, they did say half-board."
Holiday-maker taking hotel's entire drinking water supply, "All inclusive, then!"
The Apostle Paul began to suspect that Patmos was not the all inclusive resort as advertised.