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"He can't see us from there, can he?"
How's My Omnipotence? 1-800-CREATOR
"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere."
"Global positioning satellites. That's how God always knows where you are."
'God sees everything? You mean He channel surfs?'
"Oh mighty, all-powerful, all-seeing God...why hast thou forsaken us?"
'He's in charge of the remote control. That's how God sees everything.'
'Even if God didn't see everything, sir, the orange jump suit would've given you away.'
'Hah! Rock crushes scissors! And You call Yourself omniscient!'
God at the shopping mall...
'Omnipotence, omniscience, Omnipresence. There must be more than that for Chrissake!'
'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'
"Omniscient?? - I think you're confusing me with google. . .!"
God's Omni presents
"It's easy to seem infallible when nobody knows what you're shooting for."
God's Appointment Calendar
"I SAW THAT."