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'These sandwiches are a tad disappointing...well, there's nothing on them.'
"Sorry, red wine makes Ralph gluten intolerant intolerant."
Tags:gluten intolerance, gluten intolerant, gluten allergy, gluten allergies, food allergy, food allergies, allergic reaction, allergic reactions, drunk, drunks, overindulge, overindulging, overindulged, food fad, food fads, foodie, foodies, intolerant, intolerance, grump, grumps, grumpy, grumpiness, red wine, wine, wines, eating out, rude, rudeness, bad manners, faux pas, attitude problem, attitude problems, bigot, bigoted, bigots, hypersensitive, hypersensitivity
"Rub this on everything."
Tags:pharmacist, pharmacists, chemist, chemists, prescription, prescriptions, drug store, drug stores, drug, cream, creams, over the counter, pharmacy, pharmacies, customer, customers, customer service, rash, rashes, allergic reactions, allergic reaction, doctor, doctors, diagnose, diagnosis, medication, medications, med, meds, medicine, medicines
"Can I call you back? We're in the middle of transitioning from tree-frog allergies to bioterrorism."
Tags:bioterrorism, bioterrorist, bioterrorists, bio-terrorism, bio-terrorist, bio-terrorists, lab, labs, laboratory, laboratories, scientist, scientists, scientific research, scientific researcher, scientific researchers, transition period, transition periods, allergy, allergies, allergic reaction, allergic reactions, experiment, experiments, experimentation, experimentation
'I know... crazy right? What are the odds of getting stung in both hands. . .'
Tags:sting, stings, bite, bites, insect, insects, bug, bugs, wasp, wasps, bee, bees, allergic reaction, allergic reactions, allergy, allergies, doctor, doctors, hospital, hospitals, physician, physicians, patient, patients, exam, exams, medical, medicals, appointment, appointments, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
Extremely Lactose Intolerant
"I would be an animal-rights activist, but I have allergies."
'Have you recently eaten anything containing lactose, gluten or peanuts?'
"Trick or treat, and here's a list of my known food allergies."
Knights of the Allergy Table
Tags:allergy, allergies, allergic reaction, allergic reactions, allergen, knighthood, arthur, arthurian myth, arthurian myths, round table, knight, knights of the round table, medieval, knights, chivalry, chivalrous, king of the britons, medical conditions, hay fever, sensitive, sensitivity, allergen, allergens
'Would you like your child be in the gluten-free class, the lactose-free class, or the peanut-allergic class?'
'I am literally allergic to positivity.'
'You're allergic to media.'
'Hello, Mr Busino. I understand you're suffering from some drug side effects.'
"When someone else is eating it, it wouldn't kill you to be just a little gluten-tolerant."
Tags:gluten intolerance, gluten intolerant, food allergy, food allergies, allergic reaction, allergic reactions, gluten allergy, gluten allergies, sandwich, sandwiches, lunchbreak, lunchbreaks, lunch break, lunch breaks, lunch-break, lunch-breaks, tolerance, tolerant, tolerant attitude, tolerant attitudes, open minded, open-minded, open mindedness, open-mindedness
"Apparently you had a reaction to eating the food after the expiration date."
'What do you mean, you can't look at the Milky Way because you're lactose-intolerant?'
'We found your problem, you're allergic to bandages.'
Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity
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"Are you allergic to anything? I mean, aside from whatever it was that bit you?"
'I just came back from the allergist. I'm allergic to life.'
'It's a seasonal allergy.'
'What did the Doctor prescribe for your hay fever?'
'Help! I'm a coeliac get me out of here!'
'Do the particulates in the air seem extra large today?'