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'Not here, Fred.'
'And this is the secret of how our company gets through hard times: we grow all our own food!'
'I'm saving up for a hedge.'
"I love the moment when they discover we paid their garden a nocturnal visit."
Gardening Tips - allow worms to drag unwanted organic matter deep into the soil
"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."
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He was forced to take early retirement.
'I was hoping it was going to be bigger, but I'm still new to gardening.'
'The old man's really serious about his rooftop gardening.'
'Oh, not much. Well, still dabbling a bit in commodities futures.'
A clown waters his garden with squirting flower
Runs-With Scissors Boy - Part Three
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It's a wind farm.
Convenience food: '...these days you can get your vegetables this way.'
'As you can see, we take the concept of local food very seriously...'
"We managed to find a few potatoes for you Ted, we thought you might start a veg patch to supplement your pension!"
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'I'm not sure retirement's going to be as relaxing as you thought.'
"Oh, Kevin. You are truly the Tomato Whisperer."
'It's time to face it, Bernie. You just don't have a green thumb.'
'We grow our food, have solar energy, use bikes instead of car...now if we could only stop buying knickknacks!'
'Our new neighbor an urban farmer.'
'I do admire your honesty in your garden planning.'
Allotment owners AGM - 'Rhubarb, rhubarb,rhubarb,...'
'That's my idea patch.'
"Remember - no seconds!"