Search by Search ID or Tag or use the Advanced Search
'Not here, Fred.'
'And this is the secret of how our company gets through hard times: we grow all our own food!'
"I love the moment when they discover we paid their garden a nocturnal visit."
"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."
Tags:gardener, gardeners, carrot, carrots, vegetable, vegetables, vegetable garden, vegetable gardens, seed, seeds, allotment, allotments, inversion, inversions, inverted, root vegetable, root vegetables, root veg, vegetable patch, vegetable patches, horticulture, horticulturalist, horticulturalists
He was forced to take early retirement.
'I was hoping it was going to be bigger, but I'm still new to gardening.'
'The old man's really serious about his rooftop gardening.'
'Oh, not much. Well, still dabbling a bit in commodities futures.'
A clown waters his garden with squirting flower
'As you can see, we take the concept of local food very seriously...'
"We managed to find a few potatoes for you Ted, we thought you might start a veg patch to supplement your pension!"
Tags:retirement plan, retirement plans, retirement, retirements, vegetable patch, vegetable patches, pension cuts, pension cut, veg, allotment, allotments, pension, pensions, senior citizen, senior citizens, oap, oaps, old-age, old age, public sector, public sector job, public sector jobs, public sector worker
'I'm not sure retirement's going to be as relaxing as you thought.'
'It's time to face it, Bernie. You just don't have a green thumb.'
"Oh, Kevin. You are truly the Tomato Whisperer."
'We grow our food, have solar energy, use bikes instead of car...now if we could only stop buying knickknacks!'
'I do admire your honesty in your garden planning.'
'Our new neighbor an urban farmer.'
Allotment owners AGM - 'Rhubarb, rhubarb,rhubarb,...'
Sign on door of gardening company: Digging up some lunch.
'That's my idea patch.'
'There are some good things about a vegetable garden. Dirt at your fingertips, for instance.'
Birds laughing at a scarecrow.
'Oh no! I'm losing the plot.'
"For the second night in a row, someone has mysteriously added soil to my vegetable patch - the plot thickens!"
"Why don't other people ever do this?"
Tags:garden, gardener, gardens, gardeners, allotment, allotments, vegetable patch, vegetable patches, vegetable garden, vegetable gardens, shed, sheds, relaxations, eccentric, eccentricity, relaxation, relaxing, relax, roof, unorthodox, original, originality, unusual, inventive, inventiveness, leisure, tea, break, downtime