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In China, Alphabet Soup can be a choking hazard.
'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'
'Can't you read?!'
'They never quit, do they?'
'Ask mom for Paulo's Alphabet Soup, Tell her it's educational,'
'Must have been an old can of alphabet soup. No spell checker.'
Alphabet Soup: Ingredients - consonants and vowels.
"This can't be soup....where are all the little letters that usually float in it?"
Alphabet soup of ancient Egypt.
Out for a spell.
"She said it's not the same old alphabet soup, this one has a new font."
"When Mom gives us alphabet soup it feels like she's putting word's in my mouth."
"Do you have large print alphabet soup?"
Alphabet Soup For People Your Age...
This problem began in the 1950's...
"I have no clue what you're trying to say! You keep giving me mixed messages."
"That is so sweet! Of course I'll marry you! The fact that you can spell is just an added bonus."
The alphabet soup that bites back!
Alphabet Soup: Now in a bold new font.
'And use any of our 10c off Campbells Soup coupons for your dinner while we're gone, Patty.' 'Except for the alphabet soup coupons... those are mine.'
Politically Correct Cafe: Try our alphabet soup in all languages.
'I think it needs more punctuation.'
'Too late. The spelling test was first period.'
"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"
'Alphabet soup. This isn't nutrition. It's education.'