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Sacrifices at 4:00PM and 6:00PM
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"Must I sacrifice family for career?"
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"Stop me if you've heard this one before."
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'It's a bit of a long shot, but it might just work.'
"I wonder why we're not getting any new converts."
"All we can do is continue offering sacrifices and hope its magic power will return."
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"For richer, for poorer, in sickness and health, retroactive to the very first day you began living together?"
Maybe they were right. Maybe she was just after his money.
Two men in war bonnets sit in front of a giant skull
Lead, Follow or get on the Altar.
"I'm sorry Jayne, but I've got cold feet."
Henry struggles with not peeking to see who responds to the altar call.
"Hey Mom, I caught Satan!"
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"Great deal or not, the new choir robes go back."
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Harold stares at people he thinks the sermon is pertiment to.
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Dead man walking...
'The response is 'I do.' Not 'Whatever she says.''
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'To have and to hold, in sickness and in health, 'till Sarah finds out what happened that night at Ted's house last November do you part?'
'Relax honey, I've done this dozens of times.'
'Before we start, let me just say how much we all appreciate your help in ensuring the success of this government funded, faith-based initiative.'
'Father, I want to be a seal.'
"Dearly beloved - We gather today to honor the life of the greatest magician of our time."
Vicar shouting in front of the altar: 'Altar Ego.'
Lookalike to man: 'Pastor, I came up to confess to identity theft.'
'What do you mean; 'The Weatherman said not to make any unnecessary journeys?!'