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Sacrifices at 4:00PM and 6:00PM
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"Must I sacrifice family for career?"
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"I wonder why we're not getting any new converts."
"All we can do is continue offering sacrifices and hope its magic power will return."
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"For richer, for poorer, in sickness and health, retroactive to the very first day you began living together?"
Maybe they were right. Maybe she was just after his money.
Two men in war bonnets sit in front of a giant skull
Henry struggles with not peeking to see who responds to the altar call.
Dead man walking...
'The response is 'I do.' Not 'Whatever she says.''
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'To have and to hold, in sickness and in health, 'till Sarah finds out what happened that night at Ted's house last November do you part?'
'Relax honey, I've done this dozens of times.'
'Before we start, let me just say how much we all appreciate your help in ensuring the success of this government funded, faith-based initiative.'
'Father, I want to be a seal.'
'What do you mean; 'The Weatherman said not to make any unnecessary journeys?!'
Lead, follow, or get on the altar.
'Is this a trick question?'
For richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, til new attractive secretary do us part...
Sacrifice anybody but the virgins.
'Did you have to go on about his being 'officially unavailable' and 'defying the nature of his masculinity?''
Groom has golf bag at altar.
"Thank you, but I don't feel it's necessary for you to play 'Charge' when I invite people to the altar."
"Mom, it's us...I know we're late...but we wanted you to know we still think about you. And that you'll always be in our hearts. Happy Mother's Day..."
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"I shall always remember this church for 3 things - aisle, altar, hymn!"