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Crowd Holds Out Bowls Of Water For Sled Dogs Running Marathon
Tags:sled, sledding, sleds, sled dog, dog, dogs, working dog, working dogs, mush, mush mush, husky, huskies, malamute, malamutes, regions, region, regional, regional customs, custom, customs, weather, winter, wintery, snow, snowing, transport, alternative, alternatives, traditional, traditionally, pet, pets, running, run, runner, runners, race, races, racing, marathon, marathons, sport, sports
"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."
"Would you like that all in money?"
'I collect a different type of oil painting.'
"I don't have a bedtime story - how about a bedtime joke or anecdote?"
Table Of The Elephants
Tags:elements, element, science, scientist, scientists, chemistry, chemical, chemicals, biology, biological, physical science, physics, scientific, scientifically, peanut, peanuts, elephant, elephants, snack, snacks, table, tables, animal, animals, alternate, alternative, alternatives, version, versions
America Made Great Again
Tags:make america great again, maga, trump, donald trump, president trump, president donald trump, 2016 elections, election slogan, election slogans, anti-immigration rhetoric, anti-immigration, white washing, white washed, american culture, pro-immigration, immigration, bland, boring, dull, multiculturalism, alternative realities, alternatives
"We'll never be able to keep up with the neighbors, but what if something bad were to happen to the neighbors?"
Tags:competition, competitive, community, communities, keep up, pressure, peer pressure, neighbors, neighbours, neighbor, neighbours, neighborhood, neighborhoods, sinister, alternative, alternatives, threat, threatening, bad, kill, assassinate, assassinates, kills, over the top, ott, too far, serious, overly serious, pressures, inferior, inferiority complex
'Look I know I said 'energy saving' but this is ridiculous.'
"Now we wait."
A crowded expressway with two signs; one reads "Cross City Expressway" the other reads "Viable Alternative".
Tags:car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, traffic, traffic jam, traffic jams, rush hour, gridlock, crowded, busy, highway, highways, expressway, expressways, motorway, motorways, problem, problems, lane, lanes, sign, signs, signage, road sign, road signs, exit, exits, alternative route, alternative routes, alternative, alternatives, viable, city, cities, urban, no escape, modern life
'I studied the issues, reviewed the facts, considered all the alternatives and decided 'the hell with it'.'
'We're closed... the Yoga teacher's bent out of shape over the acupuncturist's being stuck on the aroma therapist!'
Tags:hard truth, truth, truths, difficult truths, difficult truth, hard truths, honest, honesty, cat call, cat-call, cat calling, cat-calling, catcalling, wolf whistle, wolf whistling, wolf-whistle, wolf-whistling, harass, harassment, harassed, harassing, sexual harassment, politically correct, political correctness, pc, p c, modern life, modern, modernity, life without, men, women, man, woman, gender stereotypes, inversion, invert, subvert, subverted, hard facts, alternative, alternatives
"I keep forgetting to take my Ginkgo Bilboa."
Do 'radical alternatives' to the contract really exist?
"If you are still unhappy with your current allowance compensation, may I once more suggest to you a life of crime."
Tags:money, compensation, compensate, payment, reward, pay, pocket money, allowance, spending money, extra money, cash, change, coins, coin, small change, small fry, children, child, parent, parents, father, fathers, sons, son, ungrateful, spoilt, spoilt rotten, spoiled, gratitude, thankful, appreciative, earnings, earn, work, alternatives, alternative, rob, pinch, borrow, beg, steal, thief, crime, small crimes, small money, unhappy, unhappiness, get a job, gets a job, getting a job, criminal, criminals, criminality, expectation, expectations, social expectation, social expectations
"Remove your shoes and socks. We ran out of laughing gas"
"You'd think there'd be more choice on a cheeseboard this big."
Tags:mouse, mice, mousetrap, mousetraps, pest control, pest controller, rodent, rodents, vermin, cheese, cheeses, cheeseboard, cheeseboards, cheese board, cheese boards, cheese selection, cheese selections, trap, traps, bait, baits, lure, lures, choice, choices, selection, selections, option, options, alternatives, variety, varieties, lack of choice, lack of variety
"Well, folks, it looks as if Ole Mich is really getting trounced by those Reds.
Tags:bad news, college football, football, football fan, football fans, american football, perspective, perspective shift, perspective shifts, change channels, changing channels, alternate reality, alternate realities, alternative, alternatives, free market, free markets, choice, choices, option, options, trounced, beat, beaten
"Vape 'em if ye got 'em, Blokes."
Free Ideas for Alternative Fuels
Tags:free, free idea, free ideas, idea, ideas, innovation, alternative, alternatives, fuel, fuels, fossil fuel, fossil fuels, gas, gasoline, petrol, going green, recycling, tap water, water, air, catalogue, catalogues, newspaper, newspapers, paper, papers, magazine, magazines, converter, converters, air pressure, obvious, steam engine, steam engines, good for the environment, environmentally friendly, eco, eco-friendly, environment, green, clean energy, renewable energy, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, green energy, energy, clean, global warming, climate change
"If memory serves, the alternative to being a McGovern-nik was being a Nixon-nik."
Tags:mcgovern, nixon, election '72, 1972, president, presidential election, presidential elections, choice, choices, option, options, bad choice, bad choices, candidate, candidates, presidential candidate, presidential candidates, bad bunch, best of a bad bunch, corrupt, corruption, voter, voters, voting, alternative, alternatives
The anti-social network: 'Daddy's on the phone...he wants to know if you'd like to be the chosen one.'
The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'The perfection of Danaeism is that our unquestioned dogma is flexible.'