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Crowd Holds Out Bowls Of Water For Sled Dogs Running Marathon
Tags:sled, sledding, sleds, sled dog, dog, dogs, working dog, working dogs, mush, mush mush, husky, huskies, malamute, malamutes, regions, region, regional, regional customs, custom, customs, weather, winter, wintry, snow, snowing, transport, alternative, alternatives, traditional, traditionally, pet, pets, running, run, runner, runners, race, races, racing, marathon, marathons, sport, sports
"My lessons on Enlightenment are a prerequisite to my graduate-level course on Investing in Derivatives."
Tags:lesson, lessons, lecture, lectures, subject, subjects, enlightenment, enlightening, insight, wisdom, religion, prerequisite, necessary, essential, requirement, requirements, graduate, graduate course, degree, degrees, module, modules, course, courses, graduate-level, graduate level, university, university level, invest, invests, investing, derivatives, derivatives, alternative, alternatives, contradict, contradictory, contradiction, unnecessary, oppose, opposite
"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."
"I believe, Merkin, that my action today frees you to unleash your God-given talents and pursue your dreams, in some other venue."
Tags:boss, bosses, employee, employees, fire, firing, fired, made redundant, making redundant, dismiss, dismissed, give notice, giving notice, lay off, lay offs, laid off, let go, cut, cuts, job cuts, free, frees, freeing, free up, freeing up, pursue, pursues, pursuing, dream, dreams, alternative, alternatives, role, roles, venue, venues, opinion, opinions, belief, beliefs, believes, believing
Other uses for boa constrictors: weather strip boa.
"Would you like that all in money?"
'I collect a different type of oil painting.'
"I don't have a bedtime story - how about a bedtime joke or anecdote?"
Table Of The Elephants
Tags:elements, element, science, scientist, scientists, chemistry, chemical, chemicals, biology, biological, physical science, physics, scientific, scientifically, peanut, peanuts, elephant, elephants, snack, snacks, table, tables, animal, animals, alternate, alternative, alternatives, version, versions
Tags:beach, outdoor, outdoors, sun, sunbathe, sunbathing, sunbathes, tan, tans, tanning, tanned, suv, suvs, sport utility vehicle, car, cars, spf, protect, protects, protecting, protected, protection, protections, sunscreen, alternative, alternatives, alternate, alternating, car enthusiast, car enthusiasts
America Made Great Again
Tags:make america great again, maga, trump, donald trump, president trump, president donald trump, 2016 elections, election slogan, election slogans, anti-immigration rhetoric, anti-immigration, white washing, white washed, american culture, pro-immigration, immigration, bland, boring, dull, multiculturalism, alternative realities, alternatives
"We'll never be able to keep up with the neighbors, but what if something bad were to happen to the neighbors?"
Tags:competition, competitive, community, communities, keep up, pressure, peer pressure, neighbors, neighbours, neighbor, neighbours, neighborhood, neighborhoods, sinister, alternative, alternatives, threat, threatening, bad, kill, assassinate, assassinates, kills, over the top, ott, too far, serious, overly serious, pressures, inferior, inferiority complex
'Look I know I said 'energy saving' but this is ridiculous.'
"Now we wait."
A crowded expressway with two signs; one reads "Cross City Expressway" the other reads "Viable Alternative".
Tags:car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, traffic, traffic jam, traffic jams, rush hour, gridlock, crowded, busy, highway, highways, expressway, expressways, motorway, motorways, problem, problems, lane, lanes, sign, signs, signage, road sign, road signs, exit, exits, alternative route, alternative routes, alternative, alternatives, viable, city, cities, urban, no escape, modern life
'I studied the issues, reviewed the facts, considered all the alternatives and decided 'the hell with it'.'
'We're closed... the Yoga teacher's bent out of shape over the acupuncturist's being stuck on the aroma therapist!'
Tags:hard truth, truth, truths, difficult truths, difficult truth, hard truths, honest, honesty, cat call, cat-call, cat calling, cat-calling, catcalling, wolf whistle, wolf whistling, wolf-whistle, wolf-whistling, harass, harassment, harassed, harassing, politically correct, political correctness, pc, p c, modern life, modern, modernity, life without, men, women, man, woman, inversion, invert, subvert, subverted, hard facts, alternative, alternatives
"Batman is unavailable. I'm Manbat."
Tags:superhero, superheros, super hero, super heroes, hero, heroes, bat, bats, manbat, man, costume, costumes, cape, capes, unavailable, unreachable, replace, replacement, opposites, opposite, surprised, surprising, confused, confuse, confusion, alternative, alternatives, second best, second choice, cheap, inversion, inversions
"I keep forgetting to take my Ginkgo Bilboa."
Do 'radical alternatives' to the contract really exist?
"Remove your shoes and socks. We ran out of laughing gas"
"If you are still unhappy with your current allowance compensation, may I once more suggest to you a life of crime."
Tags:money, compensation, compensate, payment, reward, pay, pocket money, allowance, spending money, extra money, cash, change, coins, coin, small change, small fry, children, child, parent, parents, father, fathers, sons, son, ungrateful, spoilt, spoilt rotten, spoiled, gratitude, thankful, appreciative, earnings, earn, work, alternatives, alternative, rob, pinch, borrow, beg, steal, thief, small crimes, small money, unhappy, unhappiness, get a job, gets a job, getting a job, criminal, criminals, criminality, expectation, expectations, social expectation, social expectations
"You'd think there'd be more choice on a cheeseboard this big."
Tags:mouse, mice, mousetrap, mousetraps, pest control, pest controller, rodent, rodents, vermin, cheese, cheeses, cheeseboard, cheeseboards, cheese board, cheese boards, cheese selection, cheese selections, trap, traps, bait, baits, lure, lures, choice, choices, selection, selections, option, options, alternatives, variety, varieties, lack of choice, lack of variety
"Vape 'em if ye got 'em, Blokes."