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"I'm afraid the celebrities we have are all from the aluminum industry."
'Ted, I don't think that's how they want our trash separated.'
'It's the one thing that can always find me...my alumni newsletter.'
'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'
All-aluminum-body pickup truck with optional door handles.
'Your father thinks the next investment grade metal will be aluminium so he's collecting foil.'
Aluminum Christmas Tree, 'Nope, it's just not the same.'
'... so I said, 'Now try doing that with a bottle'. But seriously cokes.'
Soda can arrives at elevator with recycle symbols for up and down buttons.
'Do you believe we return in another form when our time is through?'
'Aluminum siding' at church.
''Light' beer bottles. Somewhere there's a slob on a diet.'
"I need something heavier. He survived the aluminium skillet."
"OMG! Contains Iron, Zinc, Aluminum, Copper and Absestos!"
"This is a gift from your environmentalist subjects. It's a goose that lays recycled aluminum eggs."