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Short Term Memory Loss Support Group: 'Good evening. You're probably all wondering why you just walked into this room.'
"And here I am at two years of age. Remember? Mom? Pop? No? Or how about this one. My first day of school. Anyone?"
All dressed up without the slightest idea why.
'The pills I prescribed for dementia are causing a rash. Which would you rather have?'
'I want the same memory cleaner that grandpa has.'
Forgetful pensioner writes himself a note to remind himself why he went upstairs.
"I hate it when I walk into a room and forget why I went in there. Especially when it's the bathroom."
Old Graffiti Artists
"No, your body is actually alive and well back on earth - your mind has just arrived at the gates of blissful dementia."
"It's tragic to see someone normally so controlled, losing control of himself...his faculties!"
Top 10 signs you're getting older...
'I'm afraid he no longer remembers why he hates foreigners.'
"My memory's so bad I can plan my own surprise party."
"Nothing to be concerned about. Short-term memory foam loss is very common in a mattress your age."
'Luckily he has dementia so he's go some imaginary friends coming in to look after him.'
Jump 4 Amnesia.
"It looks like beer could ward off Alzheimer's."
"Years ago I'd see things that I'd want to tell my grandchildren about some day. Now that you're here, I don't remember any of them."
"I think I've reached that age when I don't remember if I've forgotten something."
"I'm going to the bedroom to get my glasses."
Memory Clinic: Today's Special - Passwords.
'I have all mine, thank you.'
"Well, I'm pretty sure I don't have Alzheimer's."
Short-term memory nostalgia.