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An aspiring magician as well as a top notch surgeon, Dr.Curmbott always tried the old tablecloth trick after each operation.'
"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."
"And this is my cousin Dave, who handles the conventional wisdom."
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Art Is A Snap When You Know How To Spell
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Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.
'You've never planted potatoes before, have you?'
The only thing I have to offer is my own confusion."
"I hate open-mike night."
"Just to set the record straight, I'm leaving you because you never turn your body to the net, you don't have a smooth swing, and because your forehand, backhand, and volley are inadequate!"
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, dating, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, complaint, complaints, complaining, sport, sports, tennis, tennis player, tennis players, amateur, amateurs, swing, backhand, forehand, volley, divorce, divorces, divorcing, splitting, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, reason, reasons
"Jeffrey makes all our furniture himself."
Gardening for Beginners - 'Hot water or cold?'
Man and dog.
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Kangaroo looks at man with child carrier and thinks 'Amateur'.
"Tonight is open mike, n'est-ce pas?"
'Job done son, a few corners slightly out of true but the customer will never notice.'
"While you were out, somebody with three names called."
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"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"
Tags:television, televisions, television show, television shows, television program, television programs, television programmes, television programmes, tv, tvs, tv show, tv shows, tv program, tv programs, tv programmes, tv programmes, t.v., t.v.s, t.v. show, t.v. shows, t.v. program, t.v. programs, t.v. programme, t.v. programmes, reality tv, reality television, reality t.v., television series, tv series, t.v. series, music, sing, singing, singer, singers, amateur singer, amateur singers, amateur, amateurs, singing competition, singing competitions, singing contest, signing contests, competition, competitions, contest, contests, famous, become famous, becoming famous, cancelled, finished, kid, kids, child, children, modern kids, modern children, youth, modern youth, modern life, idol, idols, fame
"Let me try that!"
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"Harry insisted on doing everything himself."
A short-order cook gets sucked into the exhaust vent over the grill.
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'Remember I said almost anyone can learn to play golf, well you're the almost.'
'I must tell you I've never riden a horse.' - 'You're in luck, this horse has never been ridden.'
'You're new here, aren't you.'
'Folk Art of Midtown'
Tags:arts, art, artistic, midtown, manhattan, reuse, reusing, artistic, artist, pretentious, folk art, midtown manhattan, pretentiousness, useless, middle class, middle-class, obsolete, repurpose, repurposing, repurposed, re-purposing, innovation, innovation, amateur, amateurs, virtue signalling, environment, environmentalist, environmentalist, waste, reduce waste
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