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"It's nouvelle cuisine sir, so you'll need a magnifying glass..."
'We've been enjoying the ambiance for 20 minutes. Now we'd like to enjoy some service.'
'I said he needs an ambulance! Not ambiance!'
The Ekert Saga: '...I just have to explain how 'turning the other cheek' actually means 'justifiable homicide'...peace of cake...'
"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick."
"You'll love this internet cafe. It's got great blogosphere."
"Sorry, Sean...pretending a giant sink hole is Lovers' Leap is NOT romantic."
Enjoy our cell phone free ambience.
'Be advised, Monday through Thursday I don't do 'perky'.'
"I said, the brewery has rather overdone the ambiance in here..."
"Ambiance or non-ambiance section?"
'Thank you for calling the IRS... Press one for laughter in the background, press two for crying in the background.'
'A wobbly table making you sea sick isn't quite the ambiance I was hoping for in a fish house.'
'Sir, do you wish to be seated in the ambiance, or non-ambience section?'
His master's chill-out album
'Please remember, it's the ambience you're paying for here.'
"Hey - are those scented candles???"