Ambience Cartoons and Comics

Muzak's Top 10

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

"The sound of violins, the night, the wine, the ambience—but most of all, Louise, you!"

"The sounds of the sea come to you through the courtesy of the Clamshell Alliance."

'I said he needs an ambulance! Not ambiance!'

EAT: Ambience-free cusine

'How is the ambience prepared?'

"Please turn off mobiles so as not to spoil others' enjoyment of the elevator music."

Enjoy our cell phone free ambience.

'No, I don't believe you get better results when your homework is done near the TV's ambient light. Now, turn it off!'

Title: Political candidate focused on minor issues of interest to few

'Sir, do you wish to be seated in the ambiance, or non-ambience section?'

His master's chill-out album

'Please remember, it's the ambience you're paying for here.'

"Our new furniture is a remarkable piece of Japanese technology that changes ambience depending on your mood."

'I only come here for the ambience.'

"This air freshener refill...you want Stock Market Spring, Dividend Delight, or Eau De Profits Parfum?"

"Police. Freeze. Someone killed the mood in here and you're all considered suspects."

"I think this place has gone overboard with the homestyle cooking thing!"

Digital Campfire