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"I wandered lonely as a...lonely as a...lonely as a what?"
"This one has three speeds, 'fast', 'slow' and 'mosey'."
'Amble everyone! Amble for your lives! The great New Zealand carnivorous snail is coming!'
A tourist sees that every sign leads the right way.
'I'm walking with awkward gait as a consequence of being watched by two gossiping women at a garden gate.'
The physics of the situation had Jed confused. The cow had merely ambled onto the haystack, so was clearly not a leapt-on Yet at the same time, it clearly was a moo-on.
'Why are you called Mr. Plod?'
"I want you to know I don't usually go this far on a first date"