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'Me? I'm an ambulance driver.'
'You've got a better idea? The paddles are Broken. Just turn the key.'
"If our ambulance hadn't hit you, you might be waiting ten or fifteen minutes for another one."
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'Yeah, I hear the squealing noise too. Probably just a bad wheel bearing.'
Ambulance Paramedic making the 'Nee Naw' noise.
'For cryin' out loud, will you get back into your body?! It's just a concussion.'
'Look through her purse and see if she has a Triple-A card.'
'Thanks for changing the tire, Mr. Cromwell. Bob and I both have back problems.'
'The first aid team has the day off.'
'Shall I call an ambulance or will you walk alongside?'
Prior to his fame as a stuntman, Evel Knievel was an ambulance driver.
"First, we need to stabilize his spine!"
'You shoulda checked the fine print in your HMO policy. First I have to deliver two pies over in Elmira, then I'll get you to Mercy Medical.'
An emergency vehicle reads "pizza" in reverse on its hood.
Introducing Life Alarm for people who have fallen but don't want to get up.
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'You now have an important role in the natural selection process - besides knowing how to treat, you have to decide who to treat.'
"I'd love to chat longer, but I've got to get this guy to a hospital."
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Dave talks about the life as a Paramedic...
"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."
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'To be on the safe side, I always take the ambulance when I go on holiday.'
'So do you want one with an accelerator, or one with brakes?'
Medicare Out Of Gas
Rural Health Care.
'Try not to move.'