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'And as a new client of our law firm, you get this nifty neck brace to wear in court.'
"I can't decide whether to specialize in criminal law or legal punditry."
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Uncle Bernie's Litigator Farm
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Subway Lawyer meets Subway Doctor
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"Our religious friends are praying, our atheist friends are sending good thoughts, and our lawyer friends are figuring out who to sue."
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Been Injured In An Accident That Wasn't Your Fault! Call...Wilbur & Ohnson.
'I don't do 'slip and fall,' but if you're ever in need of a good tax attorney...'
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"Sue the bastards."
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How was your hotdog?
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The Farmer, The Log And The Log's Attorney
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Lawyers Treadmill: Ambulance chaser.
"The ones just out of law school are especially frolicsome."
"Here's my card, sweetie. I also happen to do a bit of lawyering on the side."
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"You definitely have a case. This says nothing about eggs."
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'He tripped over a pavement sign that said 'Have you had an accident that wasn't your fault?' So he called the number and sued them'
'Judging from your resume, I'd say you probably can afford me.'
"Shister and Shyster Attorneys at law"
'Hello, Mr. Thomas! We noticed you've recently been mugged! Hey, there's no better time than now to consider purchasing our identity theft protection insurance!...'
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Lawyer's baby first word: whiplash!
Surgery With Lawyer Waiting Outside.
'We understand you were involved in an accident that wasn't your fault.'
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"Don't worry about me! Find witnesses!!"