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Subway Lawyer meets Subway Doctor
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"Sue the bastards."
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"Ambulance chasing is all well and good. But the serious money is in bottom feeding."
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"You definitely have a case. This says nothing about eggs."
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"Shister and Shyster Attorneys at law"
'Hello, Mr. Thomas! We noticed you've recently been mugged! Hey, there's no better time than now to consider purchasing our identity theft protection insurance!...'
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Lawyer's baby first word: whiplash!
"Don't worry about me! Find witnesses!!"
'Did we get any new clients today Sally?'
'Do you feel up to receiving lawyers?'
Call 1-800-JUSTICE for all your legal needs.
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"Although it's nothing serious, let's keep an eye on it to make sure it doesn't turn into a major lawsuit."
Tags:lawsuit, lawsuits, growth, growths, defensive medicine, defensive medical decision, defensive medical decisions, defensive medical decision making, malpractice, malpractice suit, malpractice suits, sue, sues, suing, ambulance chaser, ambulance chasers, ambulance chasing, skin cancer, skin tag, skin tags, mole, moles, dermatology, dermatologist, dermatologists, cancer, cancers, oncologist, oncologists, oncology, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, malpractice, medical malpractice
'This is your list for Santa?? A corvette? A 50' TV?. . . If you don't become an ambulance chasing lawyer. . . you've missed your calling.'
Walter P. Bernbeam: Fornicator - Wastrel - Lush
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'With high speed internet and real time, GPS tracking, I rarely need to physically chase an ambulance anymore.'
"I was at work when I slipped over on a loose bubble and injured my neck. I called Clamclaim and they helped me to sue the sea for 11 billion underwater dollars."
"I should have been a lawyer. I'm great at ambulance chasing!"
'With the mobile version of your site, you can check your messages while chasing an ambulance.'
"Have you had an accident that was not your fault?"
'Find me a city where the ratio of doctors to lawyers is low, very low!'
'Injured on Black Friday? I can help!'
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"I'm your doctor. Take these pills."
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