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Linda sets a pick, allowing Dave a clear path to the last doughnut.
'He's right. We screwed up.'
Another motorist fails the field spiral test.
'Every team needs a role player. And your role on this team, Bill, is to sit at that desk and crunch numbers.'
'My knee's in rehab. This one's a loaner.'
'How's that kidney transplant going?... I need him back on the field - pronto!'
'... left tackle, Barry Simons! And last, but not least, team drug tester Dr. Gregory Richard!'
'I'm an athletic trainer, not a miracle worker.'
'This is getting spooky. Their defence always seems to know what our offence is going to do before the ball is even...'
Coulda, shoulda, woulda... DID!
'Listen, I just want to say this right up front so there are no hurt feelings later on. ... I'm very, very sorry for what I'm about to do to you.'
The locker room door suddenly swings open, and Randy is busted by a steroid-sniffing dog.
Lizard running with football.
The Bacteria Bowl
Alan stood and pondered how his life might have been different...
"Why do you have to come? Because I went to your Super Bowl, that's why."
"My mom makes me wear it."
American Football injuries
'If you want to play in this league, Wilson, you've got to learn to play with pain!'
Footballer Feeding Pigeons.
"Okay everyone come and get your helmets and pads - players' sizes on the left, parents' on the right."
Football player has head instead of ball.
Chicken, cow and pig playing American Football...chicken lays an egg and cow carries on playing.
'And, Johnny, one last question, where did they ever come up with a bizarre nickname like 'Johnny Football' for you?'