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Linda sets a pick, allowing Dave a clear path to the last doughnut.
"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."
'He's right. We screwed up.'
Coulda, shoulda, woulda... DID!
'How's that kidney transplant going?... I need him back on the field - pronto!'
The locker room door suddenly swings open, and Randy is busted by a steroid-sniffing dog.
'... left tackle, Barry Simons! And last, but not least, team drug tester Dr. Gregory Richard!'
'Every team needs a role player. And your role on this team, Bill, is to sit at that desk and crunch numbers.'
Alan stood and pondered how his life might have been different...
'This is getting spooky. Their defence always seems to know what our offence is going to do before the ball is even...'
'I'm an athletic trainer, not a miracle worker.'
'Listen, I just want to say this right up front so there are no hurt feelings later on. ... I'm very, very sorry for what I'm about to do to you.'
'My knee's in rehab. This one's a loaner.'
Lizard running with football.
The Bacteria Bowl
"Why do you have to come? Because I went to your Super Bowl, that's why."
"My mom makes me wear it."
'If you want to play in this league, Wilson, you've got to learn to play with pain!'
Footballer Feeding Pigeons.
"Okay everyone come and get your helmets and pads - players' sizes on the left, parents' on the right."
Football player has head instead of ball.
Chicken, cow and pig playing American Football...chicken lays an egg and cow carries on playing.
'Personal Fowl, number 83...'
'And, Johnny, one last question, where did they ever come up with a bizarre nickname like 'Johnny Football' for you?'