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'...But how about this time we make it legal for black people to own white people, and only women have the right to vote?'
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"We'll be paying for the prairie, the forests, and the streams with this credit card, which is just as good as—if not better than—trinkets."
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"Yes, I cut it down, and no, I have not regrets about it."
"I'm sorry, but this beach is for residents only."
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Lincoln Does Crowd Work
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"Well, if there's not going to be any bonus, how about some reparations?"
"Give me a Manhattan"
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The Gun that made the West feel good about itself
"If that's the Pilgrims don't answer it."
Johnny Appleseed's evil spawn
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The Brief Lincoln - Mum Debate.
"We gave them corn last year!"
"I've been out on the North forty, Sarah. It's a lot like the South forty."
"O.K. Will somebody please bring me up to date?"
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"The British are coming. Just sayin'."
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Walter, the guy who thinks nothing's changed since 1860!
A Concise History of Black-White Relations in the USA
"Don't rush me! There's a very delicate line between good kitsch and junky tchotchkes."
"As long as you're Grant, get me a 7-Up."
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Donner Party Pooper
"Founding Fathers! How come no Founding Mothers?"
Lincoln's Gettysburg URL Address