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'It says...desperately seeking someone to explain the difference between Obamacare and the Affordable Health Care Act...'
'It's hard to fix the 'Sequester' - we're still trying to figure out what it means.'
Desert Island Empty Except For Nixon Sign
Tags:nixon, elect, election, elections, time, time passing, passing, shipwrecked, shipwreck, priority, priorities, prioritise, prioritize, marooned, maroon, maroons, castaway, ship wreck, ship wrecked, politics, american politics, american, america, united states, politicians, political figure, political figures, government, reference, history, modern history, modern life, behind the times, sign, signs, support, supporter, supports, supporting, signage
GOP Game Plan: Defensive Shift
Tags:donald trump, president trump, trump administration, us politics, american politics, trump, trump presidency, abuse of power, abuses of power, quid pro quo, ukraine scandal, russian collusion, russia collusion, gop, republican, republicans, impeachment scandal, impeachment proceedings, impeachment hearings, impeachment probe
"File for an extension. . . Actually, that's a good idea."
Tags:devil, devils, angel, angels, conscience, consciences, guilty conscience, guilty consciences, innocent, innocence, guilt, guilty, donald trump, president trump, trump administration, us politics, tax return, tax returns, income tax, income taxes, tax extension, tax extensions, taxation, trump presidency, american politics
"They'll think twice before making fun of you again!"
Tags:snl, comedian, comedians, comedy show, comedy shows, donald trump, president trump, comedy sketch, comedy sketches, trump administration, us politics, american politics, guillotine, guillotines, execution, executions, dictator, dictators, tyranny, tyrant, tyrants, free speech, free press, independent press
"This disaster relief bill better not be another joke about my haircut."
Tags:donald trump, president trump, trump administration, us politics, american politics, u.s. politics, haircut, haircuts, hairstyle, hairstyles, combover, combovers, disaster relief bill, white house, trump presidency, prank, pranks, prankster, pranksters, practical joke, practical jokes, joker, jokers, joking
"Do you have anything positive on the Kennedys?"
Tags:biography, biographies, history book, history books, the kennedys, john f. kennedy, political dynasty, political dynasties, politician, politicians, ted kennedy, patrick kennedy, joseph kennedy, kennedy curse, political family, us politics, american politics, bookstore, bookstores, bookshop, bookshops, book shop, book shops, book store, book stores
Beltway Car Pool"Under the proposal, regional 'health alliances'—essentially, giant insurance-buying pools—would collect money from employers and individuals and in return offer them a variety of competing health plans. A national health board would control the alliances' budgets and prevent them from raising insurance premiums over a certain amount. Cool!"
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"People saying 'Expresso' used to cheese me off, too. But with Trump in the White House, it kinda lost its sting."
Tags:donald trump, president trump, trump administration, us politics, american politics, u.s. politics, trump presidency, expresso, espresso, bigger problem, bigger problems, irritating habit, irritating habits, annoying habit, annoying habits, barista, baristas, coffee, coffees, first world problem, first world problems, annoying customer, annoying customers
Bring your daughter to work day
"New court filings. Totally clears the President. Thank you." "Actually, sir, it, uh, says you did crime and might go to jail."
Tags:trump, donald trump, president trump, president donald trump, mueller report, mueller, robert mueller, russian interference, russian election interference, russia report, impeachment, impeach, post-apocalypse, post-apocalyptic, post-apocalyptic hellscape, end of the world, constitutional crisis, fbi, fbi investigation, modern politics, american politics, political corruption
"Your cholesterol and blood pressure are a little high. Your button is kind of small, but it's not bad for a seventy-one year old man."
Tags:cholesterol, cholesterols, blood pressure, blood pressures, donald trump, president trump, trump administration, us politics, american politics, u.s. politics, medical record, medical records, trump presidency, red button, big red button, big-red button, white house, harold bornstein, red button, red buttons
"Stand up, Honey. The president's on. Your committing treason."
"I'm here with my two best redactors."
US Government Shutdown
"You know things are bad when Trump tries to start a sex scandal to create a diversion."
"It's only the wish of a kind and goodhearted guy. Nothing more. No pressure. NO intimidation. Just an earnest and innocent desire, innocently and sincerely expressed. I hope you can let this go."
"They offered my the part, but the guy was too sleazy."
"Lemme just try it on for a second."
"Still Undecided Political Blocs"
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