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'You go ahead. We'll rejoin you when you start using new technology.'
Amish Midlife Crisis
Tags:amish, amish people, amish society, amish country, horse and buggy, horse and buggies, horse cart, horse carts, no electricity, midlife crisis, midlife crises, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, pennsylvania, cheetah, cheetahs, sports car, sports cars, middle age, self-confidence, compensation, mood swing, mood swings, impulsivity, impulse purchase, impulse purchases
"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."
'Great poker faces.'
". . . Remember your old boyfriend from Pennsylvania?"
Tags:amish, amish community, amish communities, word play, wordplay, word-play, word game, word-game, word-games, word games, ex-boyfriends, ex boyfriend, ex boyfriends, ex-girlfriend, ex-girlfriends, ex girlfriend, ex girlfriends, stalker, stalking, stalk, stalked, harassment, restraining order, restraining orders
'But father, I don't want to plant corn and raise pumpkins, I want to sell real estate!'
Amish Bumper Sticker
Ideas for a Simon Cowell Show - Picking the one true region.
School Signs of the Times.
'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'
"This next song is for anyone who has been shunned..."
"I know it sounds forbidden, but there's no denying the electricity in the air."
Tags:amish, amish belief, amish beliefs, religious belief, religious beliefs, traditionalist christian, traditionalist christians, traditionalist, traditionalists, christianity, forbidden, romance, romances, romantic, romantics, date, dates, girlfriends, boyfriend, boyfriends, flirt, flirts, flirtation, flirtations
Amish personal mobility scooter
Tags:amish, luddite, luddites, technological advances, technological advancements, mobility scooter, mobility scooters, horse and cart, horse & cart, horse power, horse-power, senior citizen, senior citizens, oap, oaps, pensioner, pensioners, religious rule, religious rules, amish community, amish beliefs
"...ummm, remember that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped?"
'I tell ya, Bill, I am so fortunate! All I ever wanted was an old-fashioned girl and BAM there was Ruth sitting next to me on a park bench.'
'This is your third speeding ticket in a week. Sure your horse didn't get into some genetically modified hay?'
Emission Control State Inspection Station
Tags:buggy, buggies, horse and carriage, horse and buggy, carriage, carriages, amish, amish belief, amish beliefs, emission, emissions, emissions target, emissions targets, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmental activist, environmental activists, carbon footprint, carbon footprints, carbon emissions
'She is not Amish, we just wont buy her a cell phone.'
'If 40 Amish farmers can build a barn in 8 hours, then 120 of them can do it in 15 minutes.'
'26 Amish farmers can build a barn in 14 hours...and 12,800 of them built this is 45 minutes'