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"As I said before, I can't hear a word you're saying."
The Ducks Fire Back
'Yep, this model was recalled. But you're the first customer to bring back a used one.'
"You say you don't own a weapon...so what's with all this ammo in your closet?"
"I wish you'd open up to me. I need some ammunition."
Tags:domestic, domestics, girlfriends, boyfriend, boyfriends, husband, husbands, wife, wives, emotion, emotions, opening up, open up, relationship issues, relationship problems, ammunition, spat, spats, fight, fights, love life, emotionally closed, emotional repression, emotionally repressed, openness, open communication, communication problem, communication problems
"In case you're interested, I'll be in the basement preserving resentments for the winter."
Tags:winter, wintertime, winter-time, winter time, winters, married life, married couple, married couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, preserve, preserves, jam, jams, marmalade, marmalades, resentment, resentments, winter preparation, winter preparations, marital problem, marital problems, squabble, squabbling, squabbles, ammunition
A human cannon with an extended clip
'Guess where these low cost shotgun shells were made!!'
'Well, yes, I guess so; the Warmington AR-20 could drop a man at 500 metres.'
'Save your ammo, Lou. They're wearing flak jackets.'
"I understand you're a troubleshooter when it comes to websites."
"I keep asking you for ideas, Hibblemeyer, and you keep drawing blanks."
Tags:guns and ammo, guns & ammo, ammunition, ammo, nra, pro-gun, gun manufacturer, gun manufacturing, gun industry, bullets, 2nd amendment, second amendment, drawing blanks, draw a blank, drawing a blank, drawing blanks, blank cartridge, blank, blanks, out of ideas, fresh out of ideas, writers block, writer’s block, think tank, fresh ideas
"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"
Guns: Say It With Bullets
"What's good for GM is good for America!"
Tags:armament, armaments, munitions, arms, weapon, weapons, armaments company, armaments companies, munitions company, munitions companies, war, wars, bomb, bombs, ammo, ammunition, shell, shells, gun, guns, missile, missiles, rocket, rockets, explosive, explosives, shareholders meeting, shareholders meetings, socially responsible investing, foreign policy, war monger, war mongerer, war mongerers, ethical investing
When clowns run out ammunition.
Tags:hunt, hunts, hunting, hunter, hunters, hunted, huntsman, huntsmen, gun, guns, ammo, ammunition, deer, nuke, nukes, nuclear warhead, nuclear warheads, missile, missiles, guided missile, guided missiles, protect, protects, protection, open season, rifle, rifles, worry, worries, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Sid's Semi-Automatic Weapon Boutique.
Hunting Supplies: Guns and Ammo - Teeth and Claws.
'The ammo's a match. We've got the murder weapon in that diabetic's case.'
Gun shop owner dies from arrow in back.
'Since we can't touch you precious second amendment...we'll just tax the crud out of amo!'
'Five days?! But, he'll be gone by then!'
'...And six pickled eggs please.'