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A pirate fishes using his hook.
"I'd give my right arm to play the violin like you do, Mr. Bolenska."
Tags:violin, violins, violinist, violinists, orchestra, orchestras, envy, envies, envious, enviousness, classical, classical music, musician, musicians, amputees, amputate, amputates, wish, wishes, wishing, jealous, jealousy, admire, admires, admiring, admiration, right arm, right arms, expression, expressions, literal, literal interpretation, literal interpretations, fan, fans, fan girl, fan girls
"Can you please identify which hand was mistakenly amputated."
"Leon... I've come for the rest of you."
Tags:death, grim reaper, grim reapers, death calling, death calls, near death experience, encounter with death, close to death, amputees, serious injury, almost died, almost dead, come for the rest of you, accident, accidents, medical emergency, medical emergencies, crude joke, crude humour, crude humor, mulitple amputee
"One day, I will catch the koi fish that nibbled my left leg."
"I lost it in a legal minefield."
Tags:lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, peg leg, peg legs, amputees, battle scar, battle scars, minefield, minefields, legal minefield, legal minefields, dangerous job, dangerous jobs, the law, changes in the law, legal loophole, legal loopholes, legal representation, loophole, loopholes, difficult job, difficult jobs, war story, war stories
A couple watches as a frog in a wheelchair exits a restaurant's kitchen near a sign that says "Try our Frog's legs".
Tags:animal, animals, amphibian, amphibians, frog, frogs, frog legs, frog's legs, restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, no legs, leg, legs, wheelchair, wheelchairs, injury, injuries, injured, disabled, disability, amputees, medical, medicine, dark humour, dark humor
Amputee watches wealthy man who has a spare set of legs.
Tags:envy, envious, jealous, jealousy, wealth inequality, financial inequality, economic inequality, income inequality, amputees, legless, poverty, wealth divide, economic divide, injustice, injustices, unfair, unfairness, social problem, social problems, beggar, beggars, panhandler, panhandlers, inequalities
Tags:juggler, jugglers, juggling, juggle, juggles, jestor, jestors, jester, jesters, court jester, court jesters, entertainer, entertainers, performer, performers, stuntmen, stuntman, risk assessment, risk assessments, health and safety, circus skill, circus skills, circus, circuses, amputees, amputations, fool, fools, foolish, foolishness
Tags:disabled, disability, disabilities, disabled community, disabled communities, disabled seat, disabled seats, disabled seating, public transport, public transportation, amputees, filled up, full, murphy's law, murphys law, sod's law, sods law, beg, begs, begging, beggar, beggars, panhandle, panhandles, panhandling, panhandler, panhandlers
'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund'
"We began with a hip replacement and just sort of riffed off that."
Tags:replacement, hip replacement, robot, robots, bits and bobs, trash, garage sale, yard sale, replaced, replace, upgrade, upgrades, prosthetic, prosthetics, amputees, prosthesis, surgery, surgeon, surgeons, get well, get well soon, hospital, hospitals, doctor, doctors, hip, hips, joint, joints, arthritis, growing old, older, age, aged, ageing
Arm Surplus Store
"I think we got all of it."
'Restless Peg Syndrome.'
"So there you were, trapped in a no-future job."
Tags:wolf, wolves, chat show, chat shows, talk show, talk shows, interview, interviews, pegleg, peglegs, peg leg, peg legs, missing leg, missing legs, pirate, priates, amputees, no future job, no future jobs, no-future job, no-future jobs, dead end job, dead end jobs, dead-end job, dead-end jobs, lucky, lucky escpae, lucky escapes
Four Legs Good, Two Legs Bad - Three Legs OK: Bloomin Middle Ground Politics.
"We should make it past the rocks by nightfall, provided our luck holds."
Multiple Amputee Twister
'Your resume is certainly impressive, Mr. Simmons, but do you have much on the job experience?'
"You'll need this stick."
Pirates playing pegsie.
"Do you sell any fingers so I can finger paint?"