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'It's the new company health plan. We get an apple a day and plant the seeds for our retirement health benefits.'
'An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What do you have to offer?'
'Our health plan is quite simple. You get a shiny apple each day.'
"The pharmacist will be with you shortly to answer any questions that you have."
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'My mom says an apple a day keeps the physician's assistant away.'
".....good for your heart, all the essential nutrients, helps control cholesterol, and has antioxidants."
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"BACK FIEND! Take your damned bill and go back from whence you came!"
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'The same thing happened yesterday. I've got it...an apple a day.'
'The doctor won't see you unless you can confirm that you haven't had an apple a day...'
'This is their plan to make up for slashing health benefits.'
'The company cut our healthcare benefit - to half an apple a day.'
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
'If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what happens if I get sick?'
'I really hate 'Laughter is the best medicine' 'That's the way I feel about 'An apple a day.'
'I really hate 'laughter is the best medicine.' 'That's the way I feel about 'An apple a day'.'
'Could you recommend a fruit that works for lawyers?'
A pineapple a day keep spindoctors at bay.
"An apple a day keeps the doctor away." "What's a doctor?"
Some Love Each Day Keeps the Doctor Away.
"That's nothin'. My HMO only covers an apple a day."
"So Bob, how is "an apple a day keeps the doctor away" working out for you?"
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"One of these a day will keep the doctor away - what ever that is?"