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"Don't you worry, Mr. Kiernan—we'll have you out of there in no time!"
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How to Tell What Your Snake Swallowed
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A man playing a video game called Anaconda Attack is wrapped up in game console cord.
"And that would be little Susan."
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'I'm not sure who this is or why they're coming this way.
'Please repeat, your last transmission was garbled.'
Boa Constrictor in a pet shop with a sign reading 'Likes Kids'.
'Ok, I first smelled and heard it from this tail here. Now if we can just trace this to a head, we'll have our culprit.'
'Well, your scales are flaking and it looks nasty, I'm trying to get you to shed before my parents come over tonight to meet you.'
'My name is Carla Conda, but for some strange reason everybody calls me Ana'
Snake disappearing through door.
'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'
No, it wasn't a nightmare - Herb really was walking barefoot on the back of a giant anaconda.'
'Beastial Hybrids: Llamaconda.'
'Mom, there's good news and bad news. The good news is the cat won't be scratching up the furniture anymore. The bad news is... well, um...'
"Agnes, I'm back from my lunch meeting now. Could you cancel all my appointments for the next two months?"
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Smile...an anaconda just ate your husband.