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"I'm just the anesthesiologist."
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'Wait ‘til you see the video I uploaded of you coming out of anesthesia. It's HILARIOUS!'
'The anesthetic should be strong enough, but I've put this on just to be on the safe side.'
"The procedure begins with a local anesthetic to your wallet."
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Principles of Anaesthesia.
"You'll be awake during the entire procedure. Your HMO won't cover the Anesthesia."
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'Would you like to take advantage of our 'painless dentistry option'?'
"The only type of anesthesia your health insurance would cover is a tranquilizer dart."
"You'll be awake during the entire procedure. The anesthesiologist is on vacation."
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"You'll be kept awake throughout the operation."
Things you don't want to hear or why they make sure you're asleep
'Count backwards from 100 and tell me when you can no longer feel your wallet.'
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'If we taped their incoherent ramblings under anesthesia it would make a great reality show.'
'The anesthesiologist called sick. It is my duty to inform you that you will feel a little bit of pain during the appendectomy.'
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"He's taking selfies again. More anesthesia!"
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It's a text from the patient. He says 'more anesthetic, please.'"
'You say he needs 'ventilatory support' - are we talking boxers or Y-fronts?'
'It's the latest thing - surgery under hypnosis.'
'And now for the anesthesia: I've got plenty of conventional anesthetics I could use here but you can also choose to spend half an hour on the phone with my mother...'
'Left or right hand?'
'I wish we could tape their ramblings under anesthesia, it would make a great reality show.'
'I wish we could tape their ramblings under anaesthesia, it would make a great reality show.'