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"I'm just the anesthesiologist."
"I'll be performing the operation, and this is the anesthesiologist."
"I'm thinking of calling it 'anaethesiology'!"
"Okay - which one of us is talking now?"
'Hey, there's some clown here that says we got his order by mistake.'
'With robot-assisted microsurgery, I don't even have to be in the same room. I won't have to hear you screaming.'
Tree asking tree surgeon where his anesthesiologist is.
'The anesthesiologist called sick. It is my duty to inform you that you will feel a little bit of pain during the appendectomy.'
It's a text from the patient. He says 'more anesthetic, please.'"
"...and this is Ralph, your anesthesiologist."
"Hey Anesthesiologist! Let's pay attention!"
Why you shouldn't date an anesthesiologist.
"You'll note, Clammerhorn, the yellow tank is helium."
'Pardon me, Doctor; but exactly where did you study anaesthesiology?'
"Hey anesthesiologist! Pay attention!"
"Take note, Clammerhorn. The yellow tank is helium."
"Any chance that was you who just screamed in excruciating pain?"